Relevent and Irrelevent Tidbits of Knowledge

Throughout my life, I've watched and read hundreds of movies and books and listened to even more songs. And I must say, I've learned many, many things from them. Some of them are more relevant than others, some more like life lessons and others like little inside jokes of knowledge, and some just little facts that may or may not be important.

• Heroes can come from unexpected places and unexpected people.
• Iron and salt ward off ghosts and demons.
• Anyone can cook.
• Just because you're not important to the world doesn't mean you're not important to anybody. (the Doctor has never met anyone who wasn't important)
• Magic with good intentions does not make good magic.
• Life has a funny way of going in a ring. Or...
• What comes around goes around.
• Don't eat yellow snow.
• If you find a fork in the road, take it. You might need it later.
• Green is not a creative color.
• Expect anyone anywhere is going to do something unexpected or stupid, that way you're always prepared.
• If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
• If life hands you lemons,  
• Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
• Cats.
• No dogs in the Impala, and don't take joints from a guy named Don.
• The only way to kill a vampire is by beheading it.
• You only live once, but that doesn't mean you should do anything extreme. You will most likely get hurt.
• Demon traps are generally ineffective if you monologue too much.
• Swearing makes you sound stupid/uneducated.
• There are always at least five ghost butts touching you at any given time. Like right now.
• It's dangerous to go alone, you should take this with you:
• Do try not to install a reactor magnet into your chest. In fact, try not to be near an exploding missile, especially your own.
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And finally...

• Never go against a Cicilian when death is on the line.

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